[In honor of the end of the Bush Administration, I share with you this piece from 2004 written after the invasion of Iraq. Starring Hall of Famers Bush II, Colin Powell and Ashcroft.]
By Wajahat Ali
[G.B] (Kind of hyper, a little dumb, like Yosemite Sam)
[C.P] (Kind of calm and repressed emotions – much like Smithers from The Simpsons)
An Office that might be Oval.
Also a prestigious Hall.
(Wearing an over sized cowboy hat, chaps, spurs, and sheriff’s badge. Holding 2 authentic old school 6 shooters. Standing on his desk)
(Wearing a tailored, Neiman Marcus three piece suit – somber yet refined)
I said Bam Bam!!
Stop that, sir.
Stop that, Mr. President to you, BOY.